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Hi there, and welcome to The Cronut. This is your source for all news that is not news. Yes, none of this is real. I think I have to legally write that? Thanks for you support. Not sure how you made it here but happy to have you, I guess.

Everything is written by me, a 24-year old woman amidst a quarter life crisis. If you are looking to donate, since you love my blog so much, I encourage you to Venmo $5 to the funniest woman in your life instead.