Opinion: Do vegans have to spit?
Local female, Candice, faces the decision of prioritizing her veganism or her dating life - which will she choose?
Joe-Joe lied about being good at golf so we don’t really want to elect him anymore
Joe Biden holding an unidentified type of sports-ball as he ponders what he will eat for lunch.
A man ate Costco’s rotisserie chicken every day for a year. Here’s what happened to him.
Read this article for an in depth explanation of what could happen to you if you do the same.
Do you have jaundice or did you drink too much green tea?
Having jaundice symptoms? Read this article to find out if you are experiencing liver failure or are just an idiot.
James Webb Telescope captures image of Virgin Mary doing the dirty
Virgin Mary might have to just go by Mary from now on
Man asks firefighter to let his cat stay stuck in a tree because he “didn’t like that bitch anyways”
Marqué, the first Tabby Mai Tai aficionado, lounging on Lana’i
Insecure Man sues “Dick’s Sporting Goods” for defamation
Dick pondering his sad little life on the side of a barren street
Fintech startup accused of sexism in their all-male workplace
Gerald, ex-employee of BuyThingsNow, moments before getting canned